Birthday Toilet Paper Card

When you have no idea what to get for a birthday, why not send a roll of our Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Happy Birthday!

Birthdays come and birthdays go
and I hope that yours is happy!

But you really need to be prepared,
in case it turns out crappy.

So here’s a special gift from me
To help you make it through the day.

If it isn’t everything you wished,
Just flush your blues away!

Ordering more than 10 of this gift constitutes a custom order so call or email us for availablity and adjusted delivery times.

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