Birthday Toilet Paper Card for My Brother

When you have no idea what to get for your brother's birthday, why not send a roll of our Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical! A fun way to let him know you're thinking of him on his special day!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Happy Birthday to My Brother!

Money is scarce, and times are hard,
So I’m giving you this instead of a card.

Birthday gifts aren’t all that useful, but...
This will be when you’ve got a tushful!

It is soft, as soft as can be...
So when you use it, please think of me!

Ordering more than 10 of this gift constitutes a custom order so call or email us for availablity and adjusted delivery times.

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