Birthday Toilet Paper Card for My Sister

When you have no idea what to get for your sister's birthday, why not send a roll of our Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical! A fun way to let her know you're thinking of her on her special day!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Happy Birthday to My Sister!

This is your Birthday and to show I care,
I wanted to get you something to wear...

I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight,
and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right...

So, I’m giving you something I know you can use;
It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes.

Now every time you sit to pee,
I know that you will be thinking of me!

So, use this gift to dry your tush,
Then make a wish before you flush.

Ordering more than 10 of this gift constitutes a custom order so call or email us for availablity and adjusted delivery times.

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