"Merry Christmas to My Sister!" Toilet Paper Card

Have no idea what to get this holiday for your sister? Why not send a roll of our Toilet Paper Card instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Merry Christmas to My Sister!

I didn't know your size & money is tight,
and buying the wrong thing just wouldn't be right.

So I'm giving you something I know you can use,
It's almost as useful as a new pair of shoes.

Now every time you sit to pee,
I know that you will be thinking of me!

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