"Merry Christmas to My Love!" Toilet Paper Card

Have no idea what to get for your special someone this holiday season? Why not send a roll of our Toilet Paper Card instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Merry Christmas to My Love!

I couldn't buy you diamonds,
And chocolates wouldn't do...

I wanted to get something
Much more personal for you.

I scanned the shops for ages,
And then a thought did come...

I'd buy a roll of tissue paper,
To wipe your pretty bum!

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