"Merry Christmas!" Toilet Paper Card

Have no idea what to get this holiday for that person who has everything? Why not send a roll of our Toilet Paper Card instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical!!

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper.

The poem says:

Merry Christmas!

I wanted to get you something different,
Something special for this year...

It is always such a challenge
to buy for those that you hold dear.

But when you see this special gift,
I know that you will sigh...

It's a special tissue just for you,
To pat your booty dry!

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